Operating System Humor

Windows, Mac, and Linux go to the restroom and do their business. Windows washes his hands with just a little soap, and dries them with a small piece of towel. He says, Windows has to conserve system resources.

Mac washes his hands with lots of soap and water, and dries them with a long stretch of paper towel. He says, Macs are extravagant.

Linux walks over to the door and says, I don't make a mess all over myself ...